Germany Doesn't Suck

What does one do if their mobile phone comes with lots of cutsy melodies that one tends to ignore because one is used to mobile phones ringing like mobile phones.

Solution: Download a ringtone that makes it ring like a phone.

Done.

Problem #2: Which annoying cutsy melody does one choose for his SMS (text message) ringtone?

Solution: The least annoying one.

Problem #3: What does one do when he never hears that melody and misses many SMSes?

Solution: Download a vuvuzela ringtone for SMSes.

I haven’t missed one since.

Here it is in case someone else wants it